"Butt Crack"

If this subject is too much for some of you, you may want to go away and come back another time. I just feel like this subject needs to be addressed by somebody. You women out there know what I am talking about.

Just what is the difference between men and women anyway? Jeans and slacks are a very common item of clothing for both. "But", they don't have the same effect. A woman can put on a pair of pants, work all day, bend, reach, crouch and anything else, and nothing. "But", a man puts on a pair of pants, does all these same things and what do you get? Right. "Butt Crack".

What brought this subject up? A guy came in on 3rd shift to work in my department last night. (What he was doing is another story for "stupid people" that will be coming up sometime in the future.) Back to my story. He is using 2 different ladders washing windows. One is the safe kind with four legs and hand holds. The other is one he is just propping against the wall. Since we are the only ones there, I check him frequently to make sure he hasn't fallen. As I enter the offices, he is up on one of the ladders trying to reach the windows. Of course his back is to me so I can't see his face. You have all ready guessed. What do the eyes focus on first? "Butt Crack". Not that we women intentionally look for the "view", it is that it is so prominently displayed !!!

I try looking everywhere but at the "view", and ask if everything is all right and did he need anything? He stops what he is doing, pulls up his pants, and says no thank you.

Anyway, I go to break, and me and the girls discuss "butt crack". None of us understand it, we just know it exists. We have all witnessed it nuuuumerous times. I guess my question is, does anybody know why slacks of any kind react differently on a woman's body than they do on a man's body? If I can collect enough information, maybe I can contact pant makers and get this issue resolved.

Please send all suggestions ASAP, as he is coming in again tonight on 3rd shift.

Thank you.